Dr. Peterson is 'Proctologist to the Stars,' and he's not shy about advertising it on the wall of his waiting room. The rubber gloves that were used to probe such famous actors as Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and Sean Penn are all prominently displayed for his other patients to see and marvel at. As colorfully pictured and cleverly captioned on this Funny Birthday Card. Bend the card over, and there are more brownie pointed laughs on the inside. Deep, slightly dirty, and dare we say delightful to give … and receive?