Are you looking for some dirty funny greeting cards that, you at least hope, your children wouldn’t understand if they came across them? Greeting cards that possess the potential of making even someone as fabulously naughty as you blush? Well, pardon me for being a bit forward, but I think we have exactly what you’re looking for! No, it’s not in our pants, no need to yell for help. It’s our special blend of Naughty Adult Humor Cards
, brought to you from the socially unacceptable minds at NobleWorks headquarters. (We will put them in our pants if you want, by the way. We’re accommodating like that.)
So what can you expect from our captivating collection of funny dirty cards? Well, we invested a great deal of time, energy and money into developing the perfect formula for funny cards, naughty humor cards, dirty birthday cards or even inappropriate Christmas cards and mean holiday cards. It was all very scientific, really! We didn’t test anything on animals, though. Don’t worry about that. But yes, there were test tubes, pipes, (un)control substances and elaborate equations with weeks without sleep. Oh wait, that was a movie we saw once. Nevermind. There was nothing very scientific at all actually, come to think of it. We just kinda always knew that Fart Cartoons Cards
and Dirty Naughty Cards
about boobies are where it’s at!
You might say we were born to create Adult Greeting Cards
. Either that, or we were born just fine and something we’ve pushed out of our memories happened later. Whichever is the case, it’s all good, because we have found a place at Noble cards world where we can express ourselves, and help people give better funny cards in the process. We don’t want you to have to hand over lame cards to your friends and family. We have all been there at some point, and it really sucks! Sure, you can make up for it with an awesome present, but what about the times you spent all your money the night before on the juke box and vodka. You know, the times where the funny card is the star of the show, because there is no gift. Those times it is more important than ever to have a few funny naught cards on hand to choose from to save your sorry ass from the embarrassment of showing up empty-handed, and to give the best gift of all - laughter.
I know, we got a little sappy with that last bit, but it’s true. When you choose one of our Naughty Adult Greeting Cards
, you aren’t simply choosing to give the middle finger to conventional sweet cards with kittens and cheesy poems. You’re choosing to share your fun-loving personality – to take the humor (card) path instead.
One of our favorite famous quotes comes from Victor Borge, and reads, “Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.” If we’re going to be serious for a minute (just a minute, I promise!), we couldn’t agree more. Go ahead, let the uptight people among us shake their heads at your sassy and irreverent cards selections. Let them shake their heads and completely miss seeing that moment you and the card recipient give each other that ‘you know me so well’ glance, and share a good long laugh (assuming of course you did not mail the card...)