Welcome to NobleWorks’ adult section of Christmas where we hide all the best adult Christmas greetings from the children. These cards normally play in the adult card section until the holidays roll in, and then it is naughty party time.
You don’t have to be Elvis Presley or a dirty elf to find these dirty Christmas cards funny. In fact, you can’t be Elvis because he’s dead. We don’t know how else to break it to you. All those people you thought were Elvis were really impersonators. Oh yah, while we at it, there is no Santa. Funny, loving and caring Santa (or for that matter dirty-mean-old Santa, either way). Nada! But then, what adult did not know that?
So if you’re looking for sacrilegious Christmas cards, then NobleWorks’ dirty adult Christmas Greeting section is for you! And we are quite pleased to say that we publish adult Christmas cards for friends, family, men or women in every style and size—as long as you’re looking for the same size because they’re all the same size, actually. Now get your mind out of the dirty gutter -- we all know that size does not matter.
Let’s face it everyone has a friend who just needs a Christmas card that has the word “fuck” on it for whatever fucking reason or season.
If you find our fucking cards offensive, then our adult joke card section is not for you, which is okay, because we have a Nice Christmas card section! We just want to make sure these cards help you send some season’s greetings in the form of laughs and giggles to all your friends who tire of the other cards out there. These are the prized Christmas cards, and at a great price as well! So dude, have some grown up fun with these adult Christmas cards! If you buy these environmentally green cards (not blue) in sets of six or more, we might even let you have a discount!
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