Fuck Christmas! Literally! With the ten-card Merry Effing Christmas Card Assortment from those frosty fuckers at NobleWorks Cards. It's all done in good festive cheer, of course. Palm trees get trimmed, carols insanely sung, the Queen addresses her peasants, 'Merry Fucking Christmas' is embroidered and ornamented in full Christmas colors, reindeers play sex games, a middle finger is raised, a cameltoe is displayed and a list of helpful hints for Jews and Gentiles at Christmas Time is made and checked twice. All for the sole purpose of spreading the Fucking Christmas spirit - tenfold!