The Morning Christmas Joke Card Assortment collects ten hilarious Christmas cards featuring Santa and his elves, and various other Christmas-related funny themes. There's passed-out Santa, kid-napping Santa, Santa in phases, peeing Santa, elf-sitting Santa, and condom stocking leaving Santa. Along with a polar bear drinking card, an ugly Christmas sweater card, a 7 Dwarves of Xmas card, and a big-titted Christmas dinner card. Serving up heaping helpings of colorful, witty, and sometimes raunchy festive good cheer, this collection of cards will see you through to the New Year, and brighten every recipient's Xmas.
Shipping weight: 0.43 pounds
Dimensions: 5.375 x 0.625 x 7.375 inches