Five Miles: Humor Birthday Card

Item #: 9994
Cover Reads:
You Burn As Many Calories During Sex As You Do Running Five Miles...
Inside Reads:
Who The Fuck Runs 5 Miles In 30 Seconds? Kick Off Your Running Shoes And Enjoy A Happy Birthday!
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GREETED (5" x 7")
With inside message
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Make tracks for this funny and sexy joke card, and then run it on out to any friend, family member, coworker, spouse, partner or girlfriend or boyfriend who's celebrating a big Birthday. Whether they're a jogger, marathoner or just somebody who just enjoys a good workout between the sheets, you'll be giving their tummies some belly laugh exercise upon gifting them the hilarious advising and commemorating greeting. You just kicked the pleasure of their special Birthday up a notch!

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Five Miles
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Card paper from mixed sources
Introduced:
June 17, 2013
UPC:
745469099942
Availability:
In Stock
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100% Recommend this product (2 of 2 responses)
By NCJ
California
Perfect for the marathoner or sedate!
April 8, 2019
Sex never gets boring!
By Linnie
KS
Hilarious!
December 1, 2018
The guy I sent this to said it was the best card ever!!!