Your Sperm: Funny Blank Greeting Card for Men

Item #: 8306K
Cover Reads:
I Take It You Haven't Had Sex In A While. Normal Sperm. Your Sperm.
Inside Reads:
Blank
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God's holy trousers! The poor doctor's patient on the Your Sperm Joke Card hasn't had sex in so long his normally tadpole-shaped sperm have developed into full frog formations. Who could possibly conceive of such clever, colorful hilarity? NobleWorks, of course, as cartooned on this slick, funny, bright yellow and blue (balls) card.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Your Sperm
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Tim Whyatt
Paper Stock:
Contains 10% post-consumer recycled paper fiber
Introduced:
June 01, 2014
UPC:
745469283068
Availability:
In Stock
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