Cut You: Funny Valentine's Day Card

For some couples, sappy Valentine’s Day cards and the standard chocolates and flowers are just fine. But other couples tend to be a bit more passionate and edgy.

Those couples are our regular customers at NobleWorks Cards. They know that gushing Valentine's Day cards are overrated — just like their relationship, those cards should be funny, passionate, and show your Valentine that you're deadly serious about getting their love.

This hilarious Valentine’s Day Card from Planet Fabulous does the trick. It features ‘70s retro design and a simple message from a cute cupid. It’s perfect for couples who are a lot less Jack and Diane, and a lot more Gomez and Morticia. Romantic threats may not be for everyone, but this hilarious card should be taken in good humor. We think it's a cut above other cards.