Never Age: Humor Birthday Card

Item #: 6310
Cover Reads:
A Special Message To All People Who Never Age…
Inside Reads:
...Fuck You! Happy Fucking Birthday.
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Some people just naturally look younger than they really are. And this card pulls no punches as it tells them how we all really feel about them. While it's probably more appropriate for recipients who are still fresh as morning daisies, you can also send it to friends or family members quickly transforming into withered old hags just to make them feel better for a day. After all, it's their birthdays.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Never Age
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced:
November 15, 2010
UPC:
745469063103
Availability:
In Stock
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