They were working in the lab late one night when the Christmas spirit got the better of the happy scientist wearing the red and white Santa cap and he turned his assistant's flesh and blood body into a festively decorated pine wood, sap and needles Xmas tree. We're sure "Pendleton" eventually felt the same Yuletide good cheer when he looked on the bright side of his bulb-decorated Noel tree body. Everyone on your card list will get the hilarious joke cooked up and plugged into on this red bordered, computer rigged, humor hooked-up Holiday missive of mirth and merriment. Patent pending; laughter guaran-"treed."