Golden Years: Humor Birthday Greeting Card

Item #: 5679
Cover Reads:
The Golden Years... The Golden Years Have Come At Last. I Cannot See; I Cannot See Pee. I Cannot Chew; I Cannot Screw. My Memory Shrinks; My Hearing Stinks. No Sense Of Smell; I Look Like Hell. My Body's Dropping; Now Trouble Pooping. The Golden Years Have Come At Last. The Golden Yeas Can Kiss My Ass.
Inside Reads:
Hope Your Birthday Is Nothing Up Golden.
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Your friends will have a great time reading this hilarious greeting card about the golden years from NobleWorks Cards.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Golden Years
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Contains 10% post-consumer recycled fiber
Introduced:
June 21, 2013
UPC:
745469056792
Availability:
In Stock
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By Nancy
Wellesley, MA
Really Terrific
March 22, 2019
At a certain age, humor is the only way to deal with it. This card is especially perfect, accentuating all the ills, but with humor to make them laughable.
Pros
  • Very funny. Accentuates the perils of ageing, but with humor to make the recipient laugh.
Cons
  • None