Bitch I Don't Know Your Life: Funny Birthday Greeting Card for Women

It's probably just as well that the stern vintage woman hilariously pictured and captioned on this humorous Birthday card "doesn't" know that special Birthday girl's life. Because just think of what the weird looking retro lady would "do" with that lifetime's worth of information! Anyway, it's all in hysterical, high spirited, slightly insulting recognition of your fine femme friend's, relative's or colleague's big Happy Birthday. They'll get a good (relieved) laugh at the amusing photographic imagery and joke captioning. If they know what's good for them …