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Hilarious Birthday Card Success Humor Greeting Card Daniel Collins

Hilarious Birthday Card Success Humor Greeting Card Daniel Collins

Hilarious Birthday Card Success Humor Greeting Card Daniel Collins

Hilarious Birthday Card Success Humor Greeting Card Daniel Collins

Hilarious Birthday Card Success Humor Greeting Card Daniel Collins

Hilarious Birthday Card Success Humor Greeting Card Daniel Collins

Success Funny Card

Inside Reads

Wishing you nothing but success on your birthday.

Item #: 4800

Cover Reads:	SUCCESS: At age 4 success is not peeing your pants. At age 12 success is having friends. At age 20 success is having sex. At age 60 success is having sex. At age 70 success is having friends. At age 80 success is not peeing your pants.

Inside Reads:	Wishing you nothing but success on your birthday.

Name:	Hilarious Birthday Card Success Humor Greeting Card Daniel Collins

Occasion:	Happy Birthday

Product:	Humor greeting card

LOL Factor:	Deliciously dirty

Category:	Funny Cards

Credit:	Cartoon by Daniel Collins

Paper:	This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.

Introduced:	April 15, 2010

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