Free Gas: Funny Birthday Card

They say that to be a good saleswoman, you've got to sell "yourself" first and foremost. And throwing in some free gasoline with your street corner pitch goes a long way to closing a deal, too. Sell your friends, relatives and workmates on some Birthday hilarity fueled by sexy imagery and solicitous wording using the funny, fleshy, flatulent Birthday greeting for sale and gifting right here. The comic adult situation portrayed and the amusing joke punchlines are a gas!