Just A Heads Up: Funny Birthday Card

Item #: 4430
Cover Reads:
Talk Bubble: Adam, Just A Heads-Up. Way Down The Road I Will Make Millions Of Your Offspring Homosexual. No Big Deal, I Just Like To Mess With Republicans!
Inside Reads:
For The Love Of God, Have A Happy Birthday.
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For the Lord God spaketh onto Adam in the Garden of Eden thusly: 'Adam, just a heads-up. Way down the road I will make millions of your offspring homosexual. No big deal, I just like to mess with Republicans!' Considering the Republican Party wasn't formed until 1854 AD, the historical biblical accuracy of the Just A Heads Up Birthday Joke Card might be called into question. What isn't a question, is the fact that this bright, colorful, cartoon card featuring semi-nudity, politician-bashing, and juicy red apples is a hilarious way to say 'happy birthday' to somebody special (somebody not on the political right wing, presumably).

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Just A Heads Up
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by John Billette
Paper Stock:
Card paper from mixed sources
Introduced:
June 01, 2014
UPC:
745469044300
Availability:
In Stock
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