This laugh-out-loud hilarious greeting card is blank on the inside, making it perfect to customize your message for any occasion. The cover artwork portrays a scene where a mother is telling her son to verbally stand up for himself. The boy stands up for himself, probably in a way mom wouldn't approve of, well, let's hope not. "That's my fuckin' truck, dickhead" the boy says. The other boy's eyes light up and can't believe what he just heard. Makes for a pretty funny greeting card, that's for sure!