Rather Have A Puppy: Funny Birthday Card

Item #: 3604
Cover Reads:
"We're Making You A Brother!" "Do Her Doggy Style-I'd Rather Have A Puppy!"
Inside Reads:
Celebrate Your Birthday In Style! Happy Birthday
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A birthday starts with making babies, of course, and the Rather Have a Puppy Birthday Funny Paper Card from NobleWorks Cards celebrates the procreative process. Whether you or your family would rather have a new baby brother or a new puppy, this hilarious card is sure to provoke some serious laughs as well as perhaps even some serious experimentation in the boudoir.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Rather Have A Puppy
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by Kirsty Hotson
Paper Stock:
Printed on recycled paper
Introduced:
June 1, 2014
UPC:
745469036046
Availability:
In Stock
PRODUCT REVIEWS
Review Summary
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100% Recommend this product (6 of 6 responses)
By Brad
Houston, TX
Hilarious!
October 13, 2022
Bought this card for the office "blonde". Even though she did not fully "get it" at first, she eventually thought it was funny!
Pros
  • funny
By Lee A.
Columbus, Ohio
No other word for it...Funny.
June 25, 2020
When I saw this card I laughed out loud. That doesn't happen too often.
Cons
  • None
By Dee
Florida
Gut Busting Laugh
May 24, 2020
I can't wait to send this to my dear friend for her birthday. My only regret is I can't be there to see her double over with laughter.
By Trish
Florida Panhandle
Too Funny
January 27, 2020
This is the perfect card for a friend of mine that wants a puppy but her husband tells her to wait till their baby is older.
By Wingman
Tampa
Another Classic
February 1, 2019
Leave your friends speechless with this hilarious classic from Nobleworks, the inventors of “shock and awe”!
By Jim P.
Pennsylvania
Great Card
December 1, 2018
I think this is an awesome card. You have some great writers on staff!
Pros
  • Simple in design and minimal in words, but a great message
Cons
  • None