Wanker: Funny Blank Greeting Card for Men
Item #: 3601K
Cover Reads:
"Son, If You Masturbate Too Much, You'll Go Blind." "Dad, I'm Over Here!"
Inside Reads:
Blank
Occasion: All Occasions
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If you have a friend who has itchy palms or even hairy palms, the Wanker Humor Paper Card from NobleWorks Cards is the perfect card for him. The concerned father depicted on this hilarious, colorful, doll of a card really pulls a boner when he lectures his son about one of the many masturbation myths. Any boy, or girl, will explode with laughter when they get their hands on this crazy funny card.
Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Wanker
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by Kirsty Hotson
Paper Stock:
Card paper from mixed sources
Introduced:
June 1, 2014
UPC:
745469236019
Availability:
In Stock
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By Leilani
Elizabeth City, NC
My friends loved this terrible, terrible card, LOL
August 19, 2018
Sent this to several of my friends. Was a hit. I guess I have a perverted circle of friends?? I am sure that does not reflect on me AT ALL.
By Amy
Westbrook, CT
My favorite
February 22, 2019
It’s great that the cards can be blank on the inside. I was able to use this card as a thank you note. Totally appropriate.