Perfect Bitch: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Item #: 3258
Cover Reads:
Recipe For A Super Bitch Start With 1 Reasonable Woman Add 1 Small Paycheck Mix With 102 Idiotic Condescending Remarks 4 Cups Housework 3 Loser Boyfriends Sprinkle With Defective Birth Control* *Pms Optional
Inside Reads:
Stop Your Bitching And Go Celebrate! Happy Birthday!
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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For those special female friends, family members and coworkers who are celebrating a Birthday and who aspire to go beyond everyday bitchiness and achieve "Super Bitch" status: the hilarious and helpful "Recipe" Birthday card available right here. Those lucky ladies you know and mostly love will be too busy laughing to indulge their inner bitchiness on the big occasion of their latest Birthday when you gift them the hysterical, personality peaking greeting. Colorful, clever and chockfull of bitching - just like them!

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Perfect Bitch
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced:
December 15, 2007
UPC:
745469032581
Availability:
In Stock
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