Snake Bit: Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card

Anyone who's spent time tramping about in the great outdoors knows that snake bites are serious business. Of course, you can count on NobleWorks Cards, with the inspiration of the talented cartoonist Glenn McCoy, to take a serious subject and turn it upside down. Whether wily ol' Ranger Bob learned it in ranger school or thought it up on his own, it seems to be working on his blonde ranger colleague, as the funny cartoon and clever punchline on this hilarious card attest. We aren't sure whether he is a total moron or some sort of sexual genius to be studied, but if the "matter of life and death" ploy works, keep going until you are, um, satisfied.... YOLO! For any man who loves dropping his pants to experience some snakebite healing, wish him a happy Valentine's Day with dirty valentine cards that have his true desires in mind.