Funny Mom Christmas Card
|Tis the Season!|
|Item #: 1421|
|Cover Reads: ||To me, Christmas means cooking up a feast for family and friends...an endless, numbing day of scrubbing, grating, peeling, chopping, slicing, and dicing, until my fingers bleed, and like a tortured slave, my mind spirals into a dark psychotic pit of hell where the voices in my head begin screaming "Shoot me, please, somebody just fucking shoot me!"|
|Inside Reads: ||Tis the Season!|
|Availability: ||In Stock|
Getting ready for Christmas can be a chore. Now you can show what Christmas really means to mom with this card from NobleWorksCards.com. Order your own witty Christmas card today. It is sure to bring many laughs. Should it not produce the desired number of laughs that you had hoped for, than you're obviously hanging out with the wrong people.
|Name: ||Somebody Shoot Me Card|
|Occasion: ||Merry Christmas|
|Line: ||Talk Bubbles|
|Product: ||Paper cards|
|LOL Factor: ||Seriously funny shit|
|Category: ||Funny Birthday Greeting Cards|
|Paper: ||Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.|
1422 Inside Text: Merry Christmas!
1423 Inside Text: Merry Christmas and all that shit.
1424 Inside Text: Hope you get lots of good shit this Christmas. Merry Christmas
1425 Inside Text: Fuck, It is fuckin' cold! Warm wishes for a poetic season.
1426 Inside Text: Have a maverick Christmas.
1427 Inside Text: Merry Fuckin' Christmas.
1428 Inside Text: ...white trash Christmas.
1429 Inside Text: No Santa, no presents... so lest they be bored, they whipped out the skewers to make Santa S'mores. Merry Christmas.
1432 Inside Text: Merry Christmas!
1434 Inside Text: Merry Christmas! P.S. don't eat the yellow snow.
1436 Inside Text: I calls 'em like I sees 'em! Season's Greetings
1442 Inside Text: Let it blow, let it blow, let it blow! Season's Greetings!