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| 'Tis the Season! |
| Item #: 1421 | ||
| To me, Christmas means cooking up a feast for family and friends...an endless, numbing day of scrubbing, grating, peeling, chopping, slicing, and dicing, until my fingers bleed, and like a tortured slave, my mind spirals into a dark psychotic pit of hell where the voices in my head begin screaming "Shoot me, please, somebody just fucking shoot me!" | ||
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1422 Inside Text: Merry Christmas! | | 1423 Inside Text: Merry Christmas and all that shit. | | 1424 Inside Text: Hope you get lots of good shit this Christmas. Merry Christmas | | 1425 Inside Text: Fuck, It is fuckin' cold! Warm wishes for a poetic season. |
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