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Funny Mom Christmas Card

Somebody Shoot Me Humor Merry Christmas Greeting Card Nobleworks
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Inside Reads:
Tis The Season!
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Item #: 1421
Cover Reads:  To me, Christmas means cooking up a feast for family and friends...an endless, numbing day of scrubbing, grating, peeling, chopping, slicing, and dicing, until my fingers bleed, and like a tortured slave, my mind spirals into a dark psychotic pit of hell where the voices in my head begin screaming "Shoot me, please, somebody just fucking shoot me!"
Inside Reads:  Tis The Season!
Availability:  In Stock
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Getting ready for Christmas can be a chore. Now you can show what Christmas really means to mom with this card from NobleWorksCards.com. Order your own witty Christmas card today. It is sure to bring many laughs. Should it not produce the desired number of laughs that you had hoped for, than you're obviously hanging out with the wrong people.

Name: Somebody Shoot Me Card
Occasion: Christmas
Line: Talk Bubbles
Product: Paper cards
LOL Factor: Seriously funny shit
Category: Funny Christmas Cards
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Paper: Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced: 2/15/2000
UPC: 745469014211
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