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Many wishes for a Merry Christmas and a glorious New Year.
Item #: 1345
Cover Reads:  He was going to be a lot more specific with his wishes next time!
Inside Reads:  Many wishes for a Merry Christmas and a glorious New Year.
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So, who wouldn’t want a big cock for Christmas? Penis jokes don’t get zipped up just because it’s the holidays. This Big Christmas Cock Card is naughty, risqué, kind of weird and definitely funny. Funny Christmas cards help everyone stay light-hearted during the most hectic time of year, and rude Christmas cards packed full of cock humor is as light as it gets. Big dick Christmas cards may not be for everybody. Nana and Pe-pah may not appreciate penis Christmas cards very much, but your old college friends or a significant other might (might). This Big Christmas Cock card is not just risqué, it’s also a lesson in “being careful what you wish for.” Sure, wishing for a big cock is practical enough, but you can’t forget that holiday genies have a twisted sense of cock humor. But, if nothing else, this guy is going to murder it in certain Mexican circles. As the old adage goes, if you ask for a big cock for Christmas, be specific or be a professional cock fighter.

Name: Big Cock Card
Occasion: Christmas
Line: Talk Bubbles
Product: Note greeting cards
LOL Factor: Totally trashy
Category: Funny Christmas Cards
Paper: This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced: 3/15/2011
UPC: 745469013450
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