The last thing you want to hear as a patient when you're lying on the operating table is the doctor firing up a chainsaw! Luckily, it's just a test to see if the anesthesia has taken effect yet, as hilariously pictured on this Funny Get Well Card. Tell someone ailing to 'Chop chop … get better!' by firing this colorful chain card their way. They'll be up off their back in the time it takes to growl 'RRRRRRRRRRRRR!!'