Chainsaw Anesthesia: Funny Get Well Card

Item #: 1300
Cover Reads:
Easy, Mr. Gundersen. We Just Fire It Up To Check If The Anesthesia Has You Fully Asleep Yet.
Inside Reads:
Chop Chop ... Get Better!
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GREETED (5" x 7")
With inside message
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You should see the tests this hospital has for your health insurance.

This hilarious get-well card features just the right amount of dark humor for big laughs — a medicine that is free, but the hospital will stick it on your bill, anyway. Drawn by the brilliant Dave Blazek, it will get laughs from everyone who comes to visit or treat your ailing friend or family member.

You’ll never find funny get-well cards this good at the hospital gift store, so don’t waste your time. Our mail-order medicine is the best for picking up spirits and helping people heal.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Chainsaw Anesthesia
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Dave Blazek
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper
Introduced:
June 1, 2015
UPC:
745469013009
Availability:
In Stock
PRODUCT REVIEWS
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100% Recommend this product (2 of 2 responses)
By RAAy-Bob
Irving, TX
Good for a hearty laugh!
August 7, 2020
Works for almost anybody who has "gone under the knife." Worthy of a good chuckle.
Pros
  • Funny, good quality material.
Cons
  • A bit pricey.
By Jane
West Chester, PA
Love this
February 28, 2020
Just funny! Really funny. Have sent two of these and both recipients have made comments about the humor.
Perfect cheer up card!!
Pros
  • Makes people laugh! Perfect for a get well...
Cons
  • None.