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| The 12 Computer Viruses of Christmas. Noel virus: Renders the "L" key on your computer completely useless. Santa Claus Virus: Comes in and wipes out all of your cookies. The 12 Days of viruses: Twelve days of spammers spamming. Regifter Virus: Keeps trying to return unwanted files to your inbox. Office Party Virus: Penetrates your hard drive during your annual Christmas party, but no meaningful data is exchanged. Triple X-mas virus: Opens endless porn pop-ups for the rest of the holiday season. Christmas in-laws virus: Comes unannounced, taking up free space and crashing until New Year's. Three Wise men virus: Suddenly your computer makes no franklin'-scense. Joy2K virus: Makes your computer want to party like it's 1999. 'Twas the night before christmas virus: Leaves your computer with no programs stirring, not even your mouse. Jack Frost virus: Nips at your memory and freezes all of your windows. Elf virus: Starts off as a small virus, then toys with your toolbar and settings. | ||
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1098 Inside Text: Piss on Earth. | | 1099 Inside Text: Merry Christmas to Jew. | | 1101 Inside Text: Hope your Christmas is a blast! | | 1102 Inside Text: Mazel Tov to you and yours. |
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