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Christmas Carols For Everyone Funny Card
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| Hope your Christmas is sane. |
| Item #: 1088 | ||
| Christmas Carols for the Mentally Unbalanced. Schizophrenia -- Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder -- We Three Kins Disoriented Are Dementia -- I think I'll be home for christmas Narcissistic -- Hark the Herald Angels Sing about me manic -- Deck the halls and lawns and streets and stores and offices and cars and bushes and trees... Paranoid -- Santa claus is coming to town to bet me. Borderline Personality Disorder -- Thoughts of roasting on an open fire, Jack frost nipping at my nose. Attention Deficit Disorder -- Silent night, holy ooooh look at the froggy, and I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? Personality Disorder -- you better watch out, i'm gonna cry, i'm gonna put, i'm gonna tell you why. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells | ||
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Christmas Carols for the Mentally Unbalanced.
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1089 Inside Text: 4 out of 5 Jews can't agree on anything, except to wish you a happy holiday! | | 1091 Inside Text: The perfect woman, of course. The other two don't exist. Merry Christmas. | | 1093 Inside Text: Have a Merry Christmas and spread the joy! | | 1098 Inside Text: Piss on Earth. |
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