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| Birthday Advice #684: An orgasm a day guarantees to keep the heart attack away. | ||
| Life is in your own hands! Happy Birthday. | ||
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0938 Inside Text: ...has nothing to do with Susan Boyle and the realization of what a virgin looks like. It's your birthday, have a blast! | 0941 Inside Text: You can kiss my ass. | 0942 Inside Text: Now get off and have a happy birthday! (Not necessarily in that order.) | 0943 Inside Text: ...at least when it comes to making up your age! Happy Birthday! |