F--- Love 2 Funny Card
Inside Reads Have a glamorous birthday!
Item #: 0929 Cover Reads: All you need is a really great pair of shoes. Inside Reads: Have a glamorous birthday! Availability: In Stock
Now here's something every woman can relate to at one time or another. And if she can't, we don't want to hang out with her anyway. The F--- Love All You Need is Shoes Card is perfect for both the newly and perpetually single woman in your life because it's true: When you have a great pair of shoes, what else do you really need?
Name: F Love 2 Card Occasion: Birthday Line: Talk Bubbles Product: Paper greeting card LOL Factor: Really risquŽ Category: Funny Birthday Cards Paper: This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A. Introduced: 12/15/2003 UPC: 745469009293
0931 Inside Text: Fuck this getting older bullshit, too. Happy Birthday.
0942 Inside Text: Now get off and have a happy birthday! (Not necessarily in that order.)
0943 Inside Text: ...at least when it comes to making up your age! Happy Birthday!
0945 Inside Text: Have a Divine Gorgeous Fabulous Birthday!
0951 Inside Text: Happy Fucking Birthday!
0952 Inside Text: Have a Bitchin' Birthday.
0954 Inside Text: Warm wishes for a happy birthday.
0959 Inside Text: Warm wishes for a hap-pee birthday.
0960 Inside Text: Aren't you glad you're not a car? Happy Birthday, cream puff.
0961 Inside Text: Now it just means we forgot to take all our pills! Happy Birthday!
0963 Inside Text: Wishing you a colorful birthday!
0965 Inside Text: They bitch bitch bitch! Happy Birthday from one bitch to another.