Buy the Cookies: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Great balls of baked-up fire! You "do not" want to refuse this particular pyromaniac Girl Guide when she comes to your door peddling her goodies, or your home sweet home just might be torched in retribution. It's all in good fun, though - to light up a warm smile on the face of anyone celebrating a burning bright candled B-Day. With a picture of a fully engulfed house, a pile of delicious chocolate chip cookies, and one goth and ghastly door-to-door girl canvasser, this greeting card is aflame with good humor.