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Professional Shit Funny Card
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| Happy Birthday and all that shit! |
| Item #: 0865 | ||
| Professional Shit. 1. Physicist - "Shit is relative" 2. Acupuncturist - "hold still or this will hurt like shit" 3. Statistician - "shit is 84.7% likely to happen" 4. Evolutionish - "survival of the shittiest" 5. Activist - "THEY shit on us!" 6. Psychologist - "tell me about your shit" 7. Robber - "give me all your shit" 8. Environmentalist - "shit is biodegradable" 9. Scientist - "what is shit, anyway?" 10. union worker - "that shit ain't my job" 11. plumber - "work is shitty!" 12. Mathematician - "it has been 29,876 days since I gave a shit" | ||
| Happy Birthday and all that shit! | ||
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Professional Shit. 1. Physicist - "Shit is relative" 2. Acupuncturist - "hold still or this will hurt like shit" 3. Statistician - "shit is 84.7% likely to happen" 4. Evolutionish - "survival of the shittiest" 5. Activist - "THEY shit on us!" 6. Psychologist - "tell me about your shit" 7. Robber - "give me all your shit" 8. Environmentalist - "shit is biodegradable" 9. Scientist - "what is shit, anyway?" 10. union worker - "that shit ain't my job" 11. plumber - "work is shitty!" 12. Mathematician - "it has been 29,876 days since I gave a shit"
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0870 Inside Text: The other 49 don't matter. It's your birthday. That's all that matters! | | 0871 Inside Text: It's Mother's Day...do you care? Happy Mother's Day | | 0872 Inside Text: go nuts! | | 0873 Inside Text: Happy 40th Birthday |
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