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| But of them all the Birthday poops, Are likely to engage These gifts stink more year after year Hence, the best shit comes with age. Light a match and have a Happy Birthday! |
| Item #: 0864 | ||
| A Shitty birthday poem. The crippler leaves you paralyzed, from hours on the bowl. The mexican burns deeply, a splash of hot sauce on your hole. The Ghost Poop is a mystery, you know when you pooped it out. But twhen you find an empty bowl, you're left with pooping doubt. Yes, there are many kinds of poop, that we all make in time... Floaters, wet cheek, toxic poops will blow your a-hole and your mind. | ||
| But of them all the Birthday poops, Are likely to engage These gifts stink more year after year Hence, the best shit comes with age. Light a match and have a Happy Birthday! | ||
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A Shitty birthday poem. The crippler leaves you paralyzed, from hours on the bowl. The mexican burns deeply, a splash of hot sauce on your hole. The Ghost Poop is a mystery, you know when you pooped it out. But twhen you find an empty bowl, you're left with pooping doubt. Yes, there are many kinds of poop, that we all make in time... Floaters, wet cheek, toxic poops will blow your a-hole and your mind.
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0865 Inside Text: Happy Birthday and all that shit! | | 0870 Inside Text: The other 49 don't matter. It's your birthday. That's all that matters! | | 0871 Inside Text: It's Mother's Day...do you care? Happy Mother's Day | | 0872 Inside Text: go nuts! |
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