Religious Truth Humor Greeting Card
|I believe it's time to get wasted! Happy Birthday!|
|Item #: 0757|
|Cover Reads: ||Religious Truth: Taoism: Shit happens. Buddhism: If shit happens, it really isn't shit. Hinduism: This shit has happened before. Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. Catholicism: Shit happens because you deserve it. Protestantism: Work harder or shit will happen. Materialist: Whoever dies with the most shit wins! Atheist: I can't believe this shit! Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us? Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!|
|Inside Reads: ||I believe it's time to get wasted! Happy Birthday!|
|Availability: ||In Stock|
If you want to introduce religious philosophy to your curious friends, a quick guide to many religions can be found on the Religious Truth birthday card by Noble Works Cards. Granted, the lessons on this card are more for humor than for serious reflection but there are lessons to be learned, primarily that Noble Works brings the funny.
|Name: ||Religious Truth Card|
|Line: ||Talk Bubbles|
|Product: ||Note paper card|
|LOL Factor: ||Sinfully sinister|
|Category: ||Funny Greeting Cards|
|Credit: ||Art by © Vision Works|
|Paper: ||Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.|
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