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Religious Truth Unique Humorous Birthday Paper Card Nobleworks
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Inside Reads
I believe it's time to get wasted! Happy Birthday!
Item #: 0757
Cover Reads:  Religious Truth: Taoism: Shit happens. Buddhism: If shit happens, it really isn't shit. Hinduism: This shit has happened before. Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. Catholicism: Shit happens because you deserve it. Protestantism: Work harder or shit will happen. Materialist: Whoever dies with the most shit wins! Atheist: I can't believe this shit! Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us? Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Inside Reads:  I believe it's time to get wasted! Happy Birthday!
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If you want to introduce religious philosophy to your curious friends, a quick guide to many religions can be found on the Religious Truth birthday card by Noble Works Cards. Granted, the lessons on this card are more for humor than for serious reflection but there are lessons to be learned, primarily that Noble Works brings the funny.

Name: Religious Truth Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: Talk Bubbles
Product: Note paper card
LOL Factor: Sinfully sinister
Category: Funny Birthday Cards
Credit: Art by © Vision Works
Paper: Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced: 12/15/2007
UPC: 745469007572
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