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Religious Truth Humor Greeting Card
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| I believe it's time to get wasted! Happy Birthday! |
| Item #: 0757 | ||
| Religious Truth: Taoism: Shit happens. Buddhism: If shit happens, it really isn't shit. Hinduism: This shit has happened before. Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. Catholicism: Shit happens because you deserve it. Protestantism: Work harder or shit will happen. Materialist: Whoever dies with the most shit wins! Atheist: I can't believe this shit! Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us? Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit! | ||
| I believe it's time to get wasted! Happy Birthday! | ||
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0758 Inside Text: It's your birthday. Get the memo? | | 0759 Inside Text: Have thine self a fucking awesome birthday! | | 0760 Inside Text: Hope your birthday doesn't stink! | | 0761 Inside Text: Happy Birthday and many more. |
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