Religious Truth Humor Greeting Card
|I believe it's time to get wasted! Happy Birthday!|
|Item #: 0757|
|Cover Reads: ||Religious Truth: Taoism: Shit happens. Buddhism: If shit happens, it really isn't shit. Hinduism: This shit has happened before. Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. Catholicism: Shit happens because you deserve it. Protestantism: Work harder or shit will happen. Materialist: Whoever dies with the most shit wins! Atheist: I can't believe this shit! Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us? Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!|
|Inside Reads: ||I believe it's time to get wasted! Happy Birthday!|
|Availability: ||In Stock|
This funny religious card is perfect for all the non-religious people in your life. NobleWorks has it!
|Name: ||Religious Truth Card|
|Product: ||Note paper card|
|LOL Factor: ||Sinfully sinister|
|Category: ||Funny Greeting Cards|
|Credit: ||Art by © Vision Works|
|Paper: ||Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.|
|Introduced: ||December 4, 2007|
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0761 Inside Text: Happy Birthday and many more.
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0764 Inside Text: It's your birthday...take it like a man! Happy Birthday!
0765 Inside Text: Hope You Find Paradise On Your Birthday
0767 Inside Text: Another year up in smoke! Happy Birthday.
0768 Inside Text: Here's to living in sin or dying trying. Happy Birthday!
0770 Inside Text: Hope your birthday is bitchalicious!
0796 Inside Text: Stop your bitching and have a Happy Birthday!
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0821K Inside Text: Blank