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A.A.A.D.D Funny Greeting Card

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Inside Reads:
But First I Want To Wish You A Happy Birthday...If I Haven't Already...I Can't Remember.
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Item #: 0743
Cover Reads:  Recently I was diagnosed with a.a.a.d.d. Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over my car and decide it needs washing. As I start towards the garage, I realize I'm starving. As I pass the refrigerator, I see a vase of flowers. As I reach for the fase, I knowck over my reading glasses that i've been searching for all morning. I decide I'd better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter and fill a container with water when i see the remote someone left on the kitchen counter. I realize that later when i want to watch tv I'll be looking for the remote but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen counter, so i decide to put it back in the den where it belongs but first I'll get the mail. So i set the remote back on the counter, then head down the hall, trying to remember what i was planning to do...
Inside Reads:  But First I Want To Wish You A Happy Birthday...If I Haven't Already...I Can't Remember.
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Recently I was diagnosed with a.a.a.d.d. Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over my car and decide it needs washing. As I start towards the garage, I realize I'm starving. As I pass the refrigerator, I see a vase of flowers. As I reach for the fase, I knowck over my reading glasses that i've been searching for all morning. I decide I'd better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter and fill a container with water when i see the remote someone left on the kitchen counter. I realize that later when i want to watch tv I'll be looking for the remote but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen counter, so i decide to put it back in the den where it belongs but first I'll get the mail. So i set the remote back on the counter, then head down the hall, trying to remember what i was planning to do...
Name: AAADD Card
Occasion:Birthday
Line: Talk Bubbles
Product:Humor greeting card
Greeting Card Style:Shoe shit
Artist:Nobleworks Inc
Paper Stock:Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
Introduced:July 15, 2009
UPC: 745469007435
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