AAADD: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Recently I was diagnosed with a.a.a.d.d. Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over my car and decide it needs washing. As I start towards the garage, I realize I'm starving. As I pass the refrigerator, I see a vase of flowers. As I reach for the fase, I knowck over my reading glasses that i've been searching for all morning. I decide I'd better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter and fill a container with water when i see the remote someone left on the kitchen counter. I realize that later when i want to watch tv I'll be looking for the remote but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen counter, so i decide to put it back in the den where it belongs but first I'll get the mail. So i set the remote back on the counter, then head down the hall, trying to remember what i was planning to do...