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| but first i want to wish you a happy birthday...if i haven't already...i can't remember. |
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| Recently I was diagnosed with a.a.a.d.d. Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over my car and decide it needs washing. As I start towards the garage, I realize I'm starving. As I pass the refrigerator, I see a vase of flowers. As I reach for the fase, I knowck over my reading glasses that i've been searching for all morning. I decide I'd better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter and fill a container with water when i see the remote someone left on the kitchen counter. I realize that later when i want to watch tv I'll be looking for the remote but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen counter, so i decide to put it back in the den where it belongs but first I'll get the mail. So i set the remote back on the counter, then head down the hall, trying to remember what i was planning to do... | ||
| but first i want to wish you a happy birthday...if i haven't already...i can't remember. | ||
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Recently I was diagnosed with a.a.a.d.d. Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over my car and decide it needs washing. As I start towards the garage, I realize I'm starving. As I pass the refrigerator, I see a vase of flowers. As I reach for the fase, I knowck over my reading glasses that i've been searching for all morning. I decide I'd better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter and fill a container with water when i see the remote someone left on the kitchen counter. I realize that later when i want to watch tv I'll be looking for the remote but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen counter, so i decide to put it back in the den where it belongs but first I'll get the mail. So i set the remote back on the counter, then head down the hall, trying to remember what i was planning to do...
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0750 Inside Text: Wishing you a colorful birthday! | | 0751 Inside Text: There are no do-overs. Enjoy your birthday! | | 0752 Inside Text: Happy Birthday from the Commando-in-Chief! | | 0753 Inside Text: Your birthday constitutes a celebration! Happy Birthday! |
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