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| Which one is your salary? The Onion Salary: You get it, open it, and start crying. The Diet Salary: With every paycheck you eat less. The Magic Salary: You make a couple of moves *poof* - it's gone. The Impotent Salary: It's never there when you need it. The PMS Salary: It comes once a month and lasts for 3-5 days. The Tornado Salary: There's no telling when it will come and how long it's going to last. The Condom Salary: It kills both the inspiration and the will. | ||
| Have a happy birthday. You earned it. | ||
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