Gave Up Jogging: Funny Birthday Card for Women

Item #: 0638
Cover Reads:
I Gave Up Jogging Because My Thighs Kept Rubbing Together And Setting My Pantyhose On Fire.
Inside Reads:
Hope Your Birthday Is Smokin'.
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There's never a "bad" reason for giving up jogging. But the rationale the retro lovely lady pictured and captioned on this hilarious B-Day card provides is one of the "funniest" reasons for eschewing roadwork we've ever heard. Everybody you gift this humorous, fabulous redheaded running card will laugh themselves into a lather and workout their funny bone to the failing point. So, walk this charming, chucklish greeting out to anyone celebrating their special day, and really light up their party with delight.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Gave Up Jogging
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by © Ephemera, Inc.
Paper Stock:
This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced:
December 15, 2004
UPC:
745469006384
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In Stock
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