Mommie Dearest Birthday Card
Inside Reads No wire hangers! Only happy birthdays!
Item #: 0578 Cover Reads: Don't make me go all Joan Crawford on your ass! Inside Reads: No wire hangers! Only happy birthdays! Availability: In Stock
An angry Joan Crawford makes for funny Joan Crawford jokes and an awesome birthday card. The look on Joan’s face is scary enough but the text inside the card puts this Noble Works Cards offering over the top. It’s not often people can scream no wire hangers and laugh hysterically at the same time, but this will happen after reading this card.
Name: Joan Crawford Card Occasion: Birthday Line: Talk Bubbles Product: Printed greeting cards LOL Factor: Insane insults Category: Funny Birthday Cards Credit: Art by © Ephemera, Inc. Paper: This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A. Introduced: 9/15/2007 UPC: 745469005783
0579 Inside Text: Forever young! Happy Birthday.
0580 Inside Text: Hurry up and have a Happy Birthday!
0603 Inside Text: Go On And Have A Happy Birthday.
0605 Inside Text: May all your birthday wishes come true.
0606 Inside Text: Happy Birthday...again!
0607 Inside Text: Hope your birthday is the model of perfection.
0608 Inside Text: Happy Birthday...feel the burn.
0614 Inside Text: Bottoms up! Happy Birthday,
0615 Inside Text: Happy Birthday from one bitch to another.
0619 Inside Text: Dare to dream. Happy Birthday.
0620 Inside Text: I'm honored to wish you a Happy Birthday.