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Mommie Dearest Birthday Card

Joan Crawford Inappropriate Humor Birthday Greeting Card Nobleworks
Joan Crawford Inappropriate Humor Birthday Greeting Card Nobleworks image 1Joan Crawford Card
Inside Reads
No wire hangers! Only happy birthdays!
Item #: 0578
Cover Reads:  Don't make me go all Joan Crawford on your ass!
Inside Reads:  No wire hangers! Only happy birthdays!
Availability:  In Stock
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Mommie Dearest Birthday Card
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An angry Joan Crawford makes for funny Joan Crawford jokes and an awesome birthday card. The look on Joan’s face is scary enough but the text inside the card puts this Noble Works Cards offering over the top. It’s not often people can scream no wire hangers and laugh hysterically at the same time, but this will happen after reading this card.

Name: Joan Crawford Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: Talk Bubbles
Product: Printed greeting cards
LOL Factor: Insane insults
Category: Funny Birthday Cards
Credit: Art by © Ephemera, Inc.
Paper: This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced: 9/15/2007
UPC: 745469005783
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