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Survive Xxx Unique Adult Humor Birthday Greeting Card Nobleworks
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Happy Birthday to a true survivor!
Item #: 0493
Cover Reads:  At first I was afraid, I was petrified, when you said you had ten inches, Lord, I nearly died, but I've spent so many nights looking for a dong that long, that I grew strong, and I knew I could take you on. But here you are, another lie, I was hungry for a Whopper but you offered a French fry, I should have known it was nonsense, just a sad, pathetic dream, that there would be no Anaconda lurking inside your jeans! Go on now go, walk out the door, don't make a promise of ten inches then show up with just four. You were a jerk to think I'd never find out, don't you know we're only joking when we say that size doesn't count?
Inside Reads:  Happy Birthday to a true survivor!
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Name: Survive XXX Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: Talk Bubbles
Product: Paper cards
LOL Factor: Dirty defamation
Category: Funny Cards
Paper: This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced: 12/15/2006
UPC: 745469004939
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