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Survive XXX: Funny Birthday Card

Hilarious Birthday Paper Card from NobleWorksCards.com - Survive XXX
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Item #: 0493
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Cover Reads:
At First I Was Afraid, I Was Petrified, When You Said You Had Ten Inches, Lord, I Nearly Died, But I've Spent So Many Nights Looking For A Dong That Long, That I Grew Strong, And I Knew I Could Take You On. But Here You Are, Another Lie, I Was Hungry For A Whopper But You Offered A French Fry, I Should Have Known It Was Nonsense, Just A Sad, Pathetic Dream, That There Would Be No Anaconda Lurking Inside Your Jeans! Go On Now Go, Walk Out The Door, Don't Make A Promise Of Ten Inches Then Show Up With Just Four. You Were A Jerk To Think I'd Never Find Out, Don't You Know We're Only Joking When We Say That Size Doesn't Count?
Inside Reads:
Happy Birthday To A True Survivor!
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Occasion: Birthday

Dudes: Don't lie to the ladies about your awesome endowments if you can't measure up. Because they will share and compare, and this is just the kind of small talk they love.

We rewrote this tribute to Gloria Gaynor’s classic song "Survive" in this hilarious, XXX birthday wish. Perfect for anyone who is tired of men’s exaggerations about their manhood, this sidesplitting birthday card proves that size matters. It’s part of our Talk Bubbles line, which features a wide variety of XXX birthday cards perfect for your lifelong friends. Laugh over this, share a few glasses of wine and head out for an epic night of birthday celebration.

You’ll never find naughty birthday cards this funny in that big-box retail store. Instead of scrambling to the store for each and every birthday, stock up now with NobleWorks Cards: We offer a bulk discount that gets bigger when you buy more of this card, and our free shipping pays for the postage stamps you’ll need.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Survive XXX
Occasion:
Birthday
Line:
Talk Bubbles
Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced:
December 15, 2006
UPC:
745469004939
Availability:
In Stock
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