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| At first I was afraid, I was petrified, when you said you had ten inches, Lord, I nearly died, but I've spent so many nights looking for a dong that long, that I grew strong, and I knew I could take you on. But here you are, another lie, I was hungry for a Whopper but you offered a French fry, I should have known it was nonsense, just a sad, pathetic dream, that there would be no Anaconda lurking inside your jeans! Go on now go, walk out the door, don't make a promise of ten inches then show up with just four. You were a jerk to think I'd never find out, don't you know we're only joking when we say that size doesn't count? | ||
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0494 Inside Text: Blank Inside | | 0500 Inside Text: HAPPY F%$#IN' BIRTHDAY. | | 0501 Inside Text: Don't get old, get even. Happy Birthday! | | 0502 Inside Text: Happy Birthday. Now if we could just turn back time... |
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