Greeting  cards online cart icon by NobleWorks
 

Survive - Xxx Funny Card

Survive Xxx Unique Adult Humor Birthday Greeting Card Nobleworks image 1Survive Xxx Unique Adult Humor Birthday Greeting Card Nobleworks image 2
Inside Reads:
Happy Birthday To A True Survivor!
free shipping
Item #: 0493
Cover Reads:  At First I Was Afraid, I Was Petrified, When You Said You Had Ten Inches, Lord, I Nearly Died, But I've Spent So Many Nights Looking For A Dong That Long, That I Grew Strong, And I Knew I Could Take You On. But Here You Are, Another Lie, I Was Hungry For A Whopper But You Offered A French Fry, I Should Have Known It Was Nonsense, Just A Sad, Pathetic Dream, That There Would Be No Anaconda Lurking Inside Your Jeans! Go On Now Go, Walk Out The Door, Don't Make A Promise Of Ten Inches Then Show Up With Just Four. You Were A Jerk To Think I'd Never Find Out, Don't You Know We're Only Joking When We Say That Size Doesn't Count?
Inside Reads:  Happy Birthday To A True Survivor!
Availability:  In Stock
3.75
The more you buy of this same card, the more you save!
Greeted version (5" x 7")
QuantityPrice
1$3.75 ea.
2 - 7$3.25 ea.
8+$2.75 ea.
I will Survive! Don't lie to the ladies about your awesome endowments if you can't measure up! A tribute to the classic song "Survive," this hilarious, sidesplitting birthday card proves that Size Matters!
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Survive XXX Card
Occasion:Birthday
Line: Talk Bubbles
Greeting Card Style:Dirty defamation
Artist:Nobleworks Inc
Paper Stock:This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced:December 15, 2006
UPC: 745469004939
Recently Viewed
free shipping! even a single card
free shipping
Join and $AVE! Join our funny cards mailing list for special offers!
Better Business Bureau seal for NobleWorks greeting card Secured by GeoTrust Noble Works Cards Secure Shopping E-commerce by Yahoo! mini greeting card association logo PriceGrabber User Ratings for Nobleworkscards