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Golden Years Funny Card

Golden Years Unique Humorous Birthday Paper Card Nobleworks image 1Golden Years Card
Inside Reads:
Hope Your Birthday Is Nothing But Golden!
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Item #: 0449
Cover Reads:  The Golden Years...The golden years have come at last. I cannot see; I cannot pee. I cannot chew; I cannot screw. My memory shrinks; my hearing stinks. No sense of smell; I look like hell. My body's drooping; now trouble pooping. The golden years have come at last. The golden years can kiss my ass.
Inside Reads:  Hope Your Birthday Is Nothing But Golden!
Availability:  In Stock
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Looking forward to your "Golden Years? This long list of ailments--drooping, shrinking, chewing, screwing--may make you consider getting older. This rib-tickling Happy Birthday card tells the Golden Years to kiss your ass!
Name: Golden Years Card
Line: Talk Bubbles
Product:Paper greeting cards
Greeting Card Style:Funny Birthday Poem
Artist:Nobleworks Inc
Paper Stock:Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
Introduced:April 15, 2010
UPC: 745469004496
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