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Golden Years Funny Card
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| Hope your birthday is nothing but golden! |
| Item #: 0449 | ||
| The Golden Years...The golden years have come at last. I cannot see; I cannot pee. I cannot chew; I cannot screw. My memory shrinks; my hearing stinks. No sense of smell; I look like hell. My body's drooping; now trouble pooping. The golden years have come at last. The golden years can kiss my ass. | ||
| Hope your birthday is nothing but golden! | ||
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0462 Inside Text: ... and it was wood! Happy Birthday! | | 0463 Inside Text: The meek shall inherit the girth! Happy Birthday! | | 0464 Inside Text: Hate the sin, love the sinner! Happy Birthday! | | 0465 Inside Text: Another year... over in a snap! Happy Birthday! |
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