The Golden Years...The golden years have come at last. I cannot see; I cannot pee. I cannot chew; I cannot screw. My memory shrinks; my hearing stinks. No sense of smell; I look like hell. My body's drooping; now trouble pooping. The golden years have come at last. The golden years can kiss my ass.
Looking forward to your "Golden Years? This long list of ailments--drooping, shrinking, chewing, screwing--may make you consider getting older. This rib-tickling Happy Birthday card tells the Golden Years to kiss your ass!