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| Hope your birthday is just the breast! |
| Item #: 0409 | ||
| MANBOOBERY: Bitch Tits - Unsightly man boobs. Frightened Freckles - When they are looking at each other (as in: WTF happened to us?). Man tits - Located exactly in the same place as they would be on a woman. Surprise! Moobies - As in Mo Boobies. Abnormally large male breasts. Chesticles - When the breasts happen to prefer ascending to descending. Manssiere - A brassiere-like device - for males - with an extra easy clasp. Mitties - Plain and simple - man titties. Slapflaps - When the flab starts to slap. Maleavage - man cleavage commonly found adorned with a heavy, shiny, gold chain of sorts. Manmarries - man boobs that are big enough to nurse a newborn. Mantitscrepency - when a man's boobs are not that of equal size and/or displaced in location from the other. Boobtogut - when a total loser thinks he's hot and takes pictures of himself and has a defining line of his moobs to his gut. | ||
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0410 Inside Text: Happy-Bappy-Bo-Birthday! | | 0411 Inside Text: ...and a happy birthday. | | 0412 Inside Text: Hope this card perks you up! | | 0413 Inside Text: To Hell with gravity! Pick up your part and have a happy birthday. |
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