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Bitchionary Funny Happy Birthday Card
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| Happy Birthday from one bitch to another. |
| Item #: 0403 | ||
| Bitchionary: Bitchslap - To slap someone who is being rude and nasty - or in other words - being a bitch. Bitchabetes - The bad mood brought on by a lack of food. Bitchafiction - The process of morphing into a true major bitch. Bitchahellacockin' - Something that just plain freakin' rocks. Bitch-handles - The fat around the midriff of an obnoxious or intolerable girl. Essentially, love handles on a girl no one could possibly love. Bitchapalooza - The bitches' right to assemble Bitchassedness - A gifted individual who at the same time is inordinately bitchified ,bitchy, and an asshole. Bitchataki - An Asian bitch. Derived from the combination of Bitch and Teriyaki (as in sauce). Bitchacrite - A girl who says one thing and does the total opposite. Bitch-Squared - A bitch to the second power. Bitch-head - A zit on the face easily visible to others. Bitchtastic - A person who is hot, with a fabulous bitchiness in them. | ||
| Happy Birthday from one bitch to another. | ||
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Stop your bitchin' and please don't make me come down there, just buy this friggin' card already, Bitch!
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0404 Inside Text: Birthday Virus. Keeps resetting your clock by one more year. Happy Birthday. | | 0405 Inside Text: Next thing you know, you forget to pull it down! Happy Birthday. I could never forget that! | | 0406 Inside Text: Get busy and have a happy birthday. | | 0407 Inside Text: Hope things are great on your birthday. |
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