Curtains: Funny Blank Greeting Card

Item #: 0343K
Cover Reads:
All The Women In The Neighborhood Pitched In To Buy You Some Curtains.
Inside Reads:
Not Greeted
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Everybody, not just neighborly women from the unwelcome wagon, can relate to the naked (not in a good way) news subject matter cartoon pictured on this hilarious All Occasions greeting card. Because there's always some guy - yes, "guy" - who thinks he's got such a great bachelor bod that his neighbors want to ogle it 24/7. So, he's completely unabashed and half-exposed-assed about showing it off. This colorful, clever Blank joke card exposes one and all to flesh-toned hilarity actually fit for the Neighborhood Watch, in this case.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Curtains
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Glenn McCoy
Paper Stock:
Contains 10% post-consumer recycled fiber.
Introduced:
August 15, 2012
UPC:
745469203431
Availability:
In Stock
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